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Tuesday, April 10, 2007



Sure, it's true!!! I had to get right onto MySpace and find you to request you to add me as a friend (he he).


I also was persuaded to join MySpace, and have re-met several people I went to high school with. My favorite profile is copied below. It is from a former classmate of mine turned male model. Notice his day includes 5 showers and a bath.

"Well before you ask...YES I am a model. My day usually starts at about 7:00 with a protein shake and a light breakfast. From there I shower and brush my teeth then go to the gym to work out. My work out lasts for about an hour and then I go running outside (with my shirt off of course) this works out perfectly because there are a lot of people heading to work at that time and they get to watch me. After my run I go back home and shower. Then I have another shake. Once my shake is done, about 9:45 I get ready for the day. So about 12:00 I am ready and eating lunch. I then have to go to my shoot which can be anywhere. So that last for about an hour (professionals are done quickly). This brings me to roughly 2:00pm and of course that means pool time. I then go lay out for a couple of hours to make sure I get an even tan. After that I go and get ready for rush hour traffic running. This is my favorite time to run because I can still get some sun and the oil helps to define my already chiseled physique. Once I am done letting people enjoy me running I go and shower. It is then time for a quick snack and back to the gym for the next work out. This one is much lighter and really just to tone the muscles. When that is done I shower and eat a low-carb dinner prepared by my chef. Alfonso makes some of the best high impact meals I have ever had. Finally after dinner my day is half over. I then shower and get ready to network at whatever club my agent says is the hottest. Of course I am ALWAYS V.I.P. I won't go somewhere unless I am on the list (but I am always on the list). When that is done I go home relax in a rejuvenating bath and go to bed to get ready for the next day."

Middle Brother

It was like 2 trees. Not a forest. And the only animal left homeless was the dog whose house I filled with dry pine needles to start the blaze.

I will take credit for global warming though. If I'm gonna be known for something, it might as well be something big. Everyone better thank me though if we all get to Heaven a little earlier. We did have 4 inches of snow here in central Texas on Easter though, so I must not have warmed things up too much.

Holy Cow! I've spent too much time here. I need to go check my friend requests.

(and maybe I'll visit the eye Dr. and a barber)

The Middle Brother's Woman

Hey Thad-
I still have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard!

I guess I shouldn't laugh too hard, I'm the one who married that guy in the picture. Hmm.


Oddly, Middle Brother who Hates Trees, that April snow is actually evidence of global warming. It's all an enigma wrapped in a paradox cloaked in a mystery. Also, remember that by triggering global warming, you're not only sending people to heaven sooner. I'm just saying...

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